Print illustrating the famous children’s parable that I’m totally not just making up right now about the feuding brothers Yeast, Malt, Hops and H20 coming together and realizing that by cooperating, they could create something truly magical.
And hey look, it’s 50% off right now!
Cliche-abusing food bloggers beware: Slate breaks down for us all the trendy foods (57 in all!) that have been anointed “the new cupcake” since 2006.
Craving some summertime sweets but don’t want to demolish your beautiful beach bod? Stare up at this kaleidoscope of candy bars instead, fantasizing about the megatons of caloric damage you’re going to do come autumn.
Calorie-free and currently on sale for just $15!
How long would it take to binge-watch these popular cartoons? Among other observations, this tells us it’d only take about 3-4 days to watch all the GOOD Simpsons.
(Source: Nielsen. For live-action shows, see Part 1 and Part 2)
Feel like that McCafe isn’t perking you up as much as it should? Thrillist has ranked the caffeine content of several popular coffee chains, from McDonald’s at 9.1mg to the apparently aptly named Deathwish at 54.2mg.
Related: The Compendious Coffee Chart
Happy birthday to EB White, who lovingly termed the martini the “elixir of quietude.” Commemorate the Charlotte’s Web author’s 115th (and your weekend) with this map of martini make-ups—now on sale for just $15, it’s sure to gin up enthusiasm for the king of all cocktails.
A chart quantifying just how much you’ll like dem apples, in terms of sweetness and tartness (along with notations for whether they’re best for baking, cooking, or eating raw).
(From Sage Fruit Company)